“A lifted-up truck from us has an additional benefit...”

You are a Dude. Or, you are a Dudette. The dictionary defines you as “a man or woman steeped in a commanding presence or persona.” We have no idea what that means. Let's just call it as it is: “You're Hot Stuff.”

That's why Columbine Ford has a whole division that tricks-out your truck. We start with a Pro-Comp Lift Kit that jacks up your truck high enough to cause nose bleeds. Then, we put on tires and wheels gnarly enough to be mistaken for Ferris wheels. Next, MX6 shocks and struts to handle all this ooh and ahh. For dessert, Acu-Pro Tire Calibration so that your speedometer shows your true speed.

Once we're done and you step up into this puppy, we have one word of warning: Columbine Ford Lifted Trucks attract members of the opposite sex faster than chain lightning with a link snapped.

Bummer!...